i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself. i am not a model
(Source: robotindisguise)
i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
(Source: colfricans)
(Source: gottastaylifted)
- reads someone else’s perfectly-written fic
- looks at own writing
- laughs
- cries tears of blood
- burns keyboard
- jumps out of window
- jumps out of life
(Source: rewak)
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Computer Breaks
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